Overheard while driving my son and his friend to school

D: "So, how many channels are on your TV?"

K: "Fourty-seven."

D: "Well, we have 90."

K: "I forgot, we have 100."

D: "Actually, we have 200, my dad added more."

K: "Well my mom has a friend at church who has 500!"

D: "We've got 1000!"

K: "You do not! You're just saying that. Whatever I say I have, you think you have to have more."

D: (pause) "Do you like cheese pizza?..."