My daughter called tonight.
I wish you could have heard
The sparkle in her voice.
She's gonna be on national TV.
For her, a lifelong dream come true.
I should have been more supportive
When she shared her news.
But I didn't say a word.
I just couldn't fake the funk.
Tomorrow morning, she flies to California.
Both she and her husband. They're both so excited.
They're gonna star on Divorce Court.
No kidding. I'm serious.
And I know what you are thinking, reading this.
And to you I say: It's national TV. It ain't a secret.