Christmas wishes

For Christmas
I bought my wife a Sak
With an apology
And a promise
to buy her a Coach
In the future.

She was thankful for her Sak.

For Christmas
My wife bought me
A leather iPhone case.
With an apology
And a promise that read:
"iPhone to come, honey."

I was thankful for my wife.

But with my new
part-time schedule
And my new part-time
Salary
I won't hold her to it.