Pluto ain't a planet no more! What do they mean? Of course it is. Has been for the last 42 years, as long as I've been living. How can they just change things up on us like this, make a liar out of my fourth-grade teacher by declassifying the only planet I can ever recall, now callin' it a dwarf? Let me see now, there's Pluto, and then there's...Saturn! Then Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. Of course, I like Dopey and Sleepy, too, though Pluto was always my favorite. Sigh. I'm confused. And rambling.