I'm almost there! I'm in the final stages of painting my most recent children's book. However, my two week extension has been cut by one week, and I'm overnighting the paintings I already have finished. I now have one week to finish 8 paintings, and a full-time newspaper gig to attend to. In essence, a brotha doesn't have time to write books or blog. However, I feel like I can't just leave this thing hangin'. I gotta post something monumental. I gotta leave something big that will generate profound thought and insightful commentary in my comments box while I am gone.
And it just occurred to me.
Cow farting is damaging the ozone.
And don't you big-time-children's-blog censors go taking offense. Not with farting being the most popular subject as of late in children's literature today.