Although a picture is worth a thousand words, my son used only three in response to, "how'd that wallpaper border get torn off the wall?"
His answer: "God did it."
Smart kid. Who in this household is gonna argue with God? Or punish him.
In other news:
They're callin' it a SmackDown. A little—well not so little—office competition between my wife and her upper-middle-aged coworker. The wife was simply encouraging her coworkers to take advantage of the company health screenings. The insecure one took offense. "I'm in perfect health and, in fact, I could beat you in a race." he brags. The race is on. This 1.5-mile race to the death happens this afternoon. Who's my money on? Well, lets look at their stats:
The wife is a cross between:
– Halle Berry
– Angela Basset
– Wilma Rudolph
– Lauryn Hill
The coworker is a cross between:
– Fred Flintstone
– Ricky Ricardo (the latter part of his career)
– A grown up Jerry Mathers (The Beaver)
– George Lopez
Who's your money on? Here's wishing the brotha...excuse me...the amigo, good luck.
Compadre, if your reading this, I'm afraid you're gonna get your el butt-o beat by a mad black woman-el nino. (A little spanish lingo).
In other news:
The wife hates blogs. She thinks they're stupid, a waste of time. "Why would anyone want to put their business out on the internet?" she asks. Funny thing is, although she reads mine begrudgingly, reads my daughter's occasionally, now she's gotta read my momma's.
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Unrelated thought for the day: I'm gonna have to stop bloggin' with my Wacom pen. Looks like I just spontaneously burst all over the walls of Artist Greggy's comments section. One click of a Wacom pen can be the equivalent of fifty mouse clicks, if you're not careful. I'm embarrassed. Sorry, man. (looks like he edited my blunder, thank you)
9 comments:
From the mouth of babes.
I got "five" on the super-model-woman-wife-mother, considering she sounds a lot like me *LOL*. I hope you can "sketch" a pic of smack-down.
I guess the wallpaper denotes time for a "Honey-do" project.
I love reading your blog. I have to agree, a picture of this smackdown is in order ;0)
Can't argue with the God comment. Your mom's site is awesome. And, my money is on your wife.
That pic is definitely worth a thousand words. If you take requests, I'd like the next thousand to be of the race:)
This makes me laugh
hehehe......hey D...no problem about the burst of comments, trust me...I've dropped by many a site myself and left like 10-15 comments thinking it never posted...I chalk it up to my impatient gene, which apparently is defective.
on this note:
God did it"...that ranks in the top ten for all time excuses no doubt...LOL...your boy got smarts!
God did it, did he? Okay. Did the acorn not fall to far from the tree Don? The Kolb and Bryson are too peas in a pod. I'm taking your wife in a walk.
God did it?
Does your son think you were born yesterday? ;-)
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